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    GermanCooky Hähä... Da warste lustig drauf oder? xD

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  • tut mir leid dir so rein zu fallen jedoch gehe ich meist auf stärkere die wahrscheinlich Mitte 30 sind. und gewinne trotzdem. weil ich unter schätz werde. ergo ziehe keine schlüße ohne mich zu kennen! Sowas nenne ich unterste Schublade. Wenn du mich jetzt entschuldigen würdest ich habe noch was besseres zu tun als mich auf deine Hirn ergüsse zu fixieren und auf sie einzugehen.

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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.
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    What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I'll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I've been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I'm the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You're fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that's just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little "clever" comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn't, you didn't, and now you're paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You're fucking dead, kiddo.

    Ohne Scheiß, genau an diesen Copy Pasta Text musste ich denken, als ich die Antwort von Klorak gelesen habe! HAHAHAHAHA

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    Wie war das nochmal mit den Banta-Gas?

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  • Dazu zu sagen Darki und ich haben uns memes angeschaut

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    Yes! All Girls my age love dicks!

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    Wouls you like your dinner? Or a Bath ? Or... Me?

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    Alles was man im Leben braucht : essen , Waschen und ... [an diesen zeitpunkt hat er aufgehört zu reden]

  • Mit dir Stalingrad erobern? Sheeeeeet wenn du der Navigator wärst würden wir eher in Moskau landen ;D

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