Gary, es tut mir Leid ich war gemein und unachtsam, das darf nicht sein. Nun bist du weg und alles ist so leer in mir. Dein Miauen war für mich die schönste Melodie, komm Heim denn ich vermiss dich so, Gary. Gary komm Heim. Gary kannst du mir denn nicht verzeihen, ich fleh dich an lass mich nicht allein. Gary! Du warst mein Freund mein ganzes Glück, bitte komm zurück, du weißt doch, du gehörst zu mir, es tut mir Leid begrab doch deinen Groll, denn nun schlägt mein Herz ganz traurig, wie ein Metronom in Moll. Ich widme dir dieses Gedicht, leider hat es keinen Reim., Gary komm Heim!
Last night I was looking for some porn of the not gay variety. Obviously gay porn is gay, so instead I went looking for guy on girl porn. But I realized that features a guy, with a penis, and is therefore 50% gay. So I started looking for some girl on girl action, till I realized that is lesbian, and is therefore 100% gay.
So clearly, I had to look into alternative options. I started to consider hentai: since no one in it is real, it can’t contain guys, so it’s not gay, right? Well, hentai is anime, which not only is gay, but also makes me a weeb. The worst option so far.
I considered traps. I’ve long heard debate over whether traps are gay, so I decided to do the math. The gayness of traps lies in the premise. Let’s consider the 5 base premises: 1) a guy and a trap, where the guy initially thinks he’s with a girl: effectively guy on girl, 50% gay 2) a guy with a trap, and the guy knew it was a trap: Dude looking for some dick, that’s gay 3) a girl with a trap, where the girl doesn’t know it’s a trap: that’s lesbian, and is gay 4) a girl with a trap, where the girl knows it’s a trap: effectively guy on girl, therefore 50% gay Therefore, on average traps are 75% gay, with a minimum gayness of 50%. Not an improvement. The 5th option, trap on trap, is a singularity of the 4 prior possibilities, and is therefore on average 75% gay again.
So I got into specifics. What if it was girl on girl, and the premise was at least one of the girls was just bi-curious, and not actually fully lesbian? Well, in that case, their curiosity makes them a cat. Cats are furries, and furries are gay
So how about a girl soloing? Well that’s a girl touching girl bits. Lesbian and gay.
My conclusion is that the only way to live a life free of homosexual sin is to liberate oneself of sexual desire at all, and become an asexual.
Was hast du denn erwartet was zurück kommt ? Eine sachliche Erläuterung belegt mit Argumenten und Beispielen ? Wenn Du einfach so trocken Fragen stellst die genau so (laut dir) Unnötig sind wie der Post, hast Du mir keinen Grund gegeben warum Ich mich mit dir normal auseinander Setzen sollte.
Das ist Luci, ein Charakter in der neuen Netflix Original Serie ,,Disenchantment" welche von Matt Groening, den Kopf hinter den Simpsons und Futurama kreiert wurde.
